Programmer's Jokes

Top Replies by Programmers when their programs don't work :

• "That's Weird...
• "It's never done that before.
• "It worked yesterday.
• "How is that possible?
• "It must have a hardware problem.
• "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash.
• "There is something funky in your data
• "I haven't touched that module in weeks!
• "You must have wrong version.
• "It's just some unlucky coincidence.
• "I can't test everything!
• "THIS can't be the source of THAT.
• "It works, but it's not been tested.
• "Somebody must have changed my code.
• "Did you check for a virus on your system?
• "Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel? "You can't use that version on your system.
• "Why do you want to do it that way?
• "Where were you when the program blew up?
• "I thought I fixed that.
• "This is not a bug,it's undocumented feature.